Can I just say how much I love the guy who writes the posts for the Welcome To Nightvale Facebook page?
We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of goats”
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.
this is me in a text post
nothing has ever been more relevant
J.R.R. Tolkien’s personal dust-jacket cover design of ‘The Return of the King’ (drawn in the 1950’s), used for the 50th anniversary edition.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.